David’s Corner?  Who is David and why does he get a whole corner all to himself?  Well, you nosy prick, I’ll have you know I was born like everyone else! 2 pounds 3 ounces and in a dumpster. I deserve this corner as much as any red blooded American.

While hiding some soiled undies in the attic I found some old drawings from my childhood! I was asked to draw these to describe my happy life… My god.. My artsmanship is unmatched!

My friends were always a little mean to me as a kid. They would call me names and laugh at me whenever I messed up. I never held a grudge when they did. We all deal with harassment in different ways

My genius as a child was far beyond my other peers. So far that everyday in class I was asked to sit outside. My outbursts were full of so much truth and insight that it made all the other kids dumber by how powerful my words were. I can remember splashing in the puddles with glee at the thought of how knowledgeable I was

I had the perfect home with the perfect family. My parents were happily married and I was always there to share in the love. Me and Boogie-bot 3000 were best of friends. I never had a brother, but I accepted Boogie-bot into our loving, caring, and nurturing family with open arms

What a lovely trip down memory lane. With my nasty undies gone and my amazing youth uncovered I do believe it is time for some beers!